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Vision Pro falls off a cliff
You probably were not expecting this
Jobs's Mob's latest gizmo, the Vision Pro, is already hitting the buffers before it's even had a chance to flop internationally.
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Tame Apple Press starting to admit that the Vision Pro is pants
Not ready to be released
After Jobs Mob lifted the embargo on the first wave of “non-curated reviews” of its Vision Pro headset the Tame Apple Press is being forced to admit publically that the gear is not ready for release.
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Netflix says no thanks to $3,500 Apple specs that nobody wants
Apple’s Vision Pro VR headset is a waste of everyone’s cash
Netflix is everywhere. It's on your phone, computer, and game console, even on the old Nintendo Wii, but it will not be on Apple's pricey Vision Pro VR headset.
![Apple’s over-priced largely useless Vision Pro is selling](jpg/c33cd885dffbf44494b9587122a25b21_s.jpg)
Apple’s over-priced largely useless Vision Pro is selling
The standards of the world have slipped even lower
Apple flogs 180,000 Vision Pro headsets to gullible fans who don't mind paying $3,499 for a largely useless glorified toy.
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LG's smart washer has dirty secret
It goes online and uploads gigabytes of data
An LG washing machine owner was shocked that his smart home gadget uploaded a whopping 3.66GB of data daily.